audio: bellsareme

[relance]

[If you think you have seen Julia pissed before, that is nothing compared to right now. There's an undercurrent of a growl in it and if you're close enough to her cabin you an probably hear it without the benefit of the device filter.]

Why the fuck is there motherfucking goddamn goose shit all over my fucking bed? What the fuck happened?

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audio: free_hat

[exlibrisharry]

Oh my God.

Oh my God it got to you too.

[relance]

What do you mean 'it'? How could there be it here?

[N o p e. She's just fought some murder robots the fuck.]

[exlibrisharry]

I don't know. It shouldn't have happened. But it was the goose.

[relance]

God. Fucking. Damn. It. Is it still here?

[exlibrisharry]

No. At least, I'm pretty sure.

You're sure it's goose shit? Fuck.

[relance]

Do you remember how long I was washing goose shit out of my hair and off my boots when we fought that fucker? Of course I know it's goose shit!

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[bilocates]

[He has not seen Julia pissed before. He has not seen Julia before. She sounds very angry, and rightly so. At least someone else is appropriately against that goose.]

There was a situation.

[A+ helpful information you're welcome.]

[relance]

Who the fuck are you?

[bilocates]

I'm new.

[Very clear, very helpful.]

Simon Reese. You're familiar with the goose?

[relance]

Yeah no shit you’re new. And yeah. I fought that fucker back home.

[bilocates]

[Might have been nice to have her on the ship.]

What was it doing there?

[relance]

Stealing an artifact to cause the end of the fucking world.

[bilocates]

[Of course it was. He's not even surprised. Not with the amount of malice and destructive desire he felt from it. Why is it always the end of the world?]

A running theme. You stopped it?

audio; un: panoptes

[sisterswitch]

There was a goose running amok while you were gone.

[#nailedit]

Or, according to some people, something old, dark, and chaotic that was shaped like a goose, but I never saw it, so I cannot confirm or deny that is true.

[relance]

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me. I hate that fucking goose.

[sisterswitch]

... See, the way you said that just now makes it sound like you mean that specific goose in particular, not just geese in general.

[yes, this is a sideways prompt for julia to explain, if she feels so inclined.]

[relance]

Harry and I fought a goose back home. It was like nothing I’ve ever faced before. Seriously a hundred times smarter and stronger than any goose ever. It broke into a museum and stole an artifact.

[sisterswitch]

Clever goose. [color jack impressed.] Why did you have to fight it?

[relance]

It had an artifact that the president needed to end the world around its neck.

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[imarealistnotacynic]

The goose is dead if that makes you feel any better.

[relance]

How did that happen?

[imarealistnotacynic]

Someone killed it.


[She may be able to sense his discomfort]

[relance]

How the fuck.

[Julia feels it but right now she’s too weirded out to care.]

[imarealistnotacynic]

Someone from my world.

[His voice is thin and angry.] At least he said he did. Do you want to go get a drink?

[He needs one. Bad.]

[relance]

I always wanna get a fucking drink. Do you wanna come over here?