audio: bellsareme

[relance]

[If you think you have seen Julia pissed before, that is nothing compared to right now. There's an undercurrent of a growl in it and if you're close enough to her cabin you an probably hear it without the benefit of the device filter.]

Why the fuck is there motherfucking goddamn goose shit all over my fucking bed? What the fuck happened?

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[sisterswitch]

Clever goose. [color jack impressed.] Why did you have to fight it?

[relance]

It had an artifact that the president needed to end the world around its neck.

[sisterswitch]

... Has anyone ever told you that you have an incredibly weird and fascinating life?

[relance]

You’d be surprised. I should tell you some more about it over a drink sometime.

[sisterswitch]

[um hell yes please.]

Then I guess I gotta ask you out for a drink sometime. Maybe wherever we end up stopping next will have a good bar.

[that's ... not too obvious, right?]

Um, I think if you ask Navi they can send some drones to clean up what the goose left behind.

[relance]

I ask Navi about a planet with a good bar when I ask them about the drones.

[sisterswitch]

[oh wow that actually worked.]

Awesome! Then I guess it's a date. I mean, not like a date-date ... unless [haha?] you'd want it to be a date-date.

[jack your game is weak.]

[relance]

[Jack why are you so charming? ]

Date date sounds good.

[sisterswitch]

[she’s not on video so it’s not visible, but jack is totally grinning from ear to ear. she laughs softly.]

I didn’t actually think that was going to work.

[relance]

I mean I am pretty easy.

[sisterswitch]

And I'm pretty much the walking stereotype of clueless lesbian, but I guess this time I got lucky, huh?

[relance]

I'm really good at saying what I want so that probably helps.