audio: bellsareme

[relance]

[If you think you have seen Julia pissed before, that is nothing compared to right now. There's an undercurrent of a growl in it and if you're close enough to her cabin you an probably hear it without the benefit of the device filter.]

Why the fuck is there motherfucking goddamn goose shit all over my fucking bed? What the fuck happened?

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audio: free_hat

[exlibrisharry]

Oh my God.

Oh my God it got to you too.

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[bilocates]

[He has not seen Julia pissed before. He has not seen Julia before. She sounds very angry, and rightly so. At least someone else is appropriately against that goose.]

There was a situation.

[A+ helpful information you're welcome.]

audio; un: panoptes

[sisterswitch]

There was a goose running amok while you were gone.

[#nailedit]

Or, according to some people, something old, dark, and chaotic that was shaped like a goose, but I never saw it, so I cannot confirm or deny that is true.

[relance]

What do you mean 'it'? How could there be it here?

[N o p e. She's just fought some murder robots the fuck.]

[relance]

Who the fuck are you?

[relance]

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me. I hate that fucking goose.

[sisterswitch]

... See, the way you said that just now makes it sound like you mean that specific goose in particular, not just geese in general.

[yes, this is a sideways prompt for julia to explain, if she feels so inclined.]

[bilocates]

I'm new.

[Very clear, very helpful.]

Simon Reese. You're familiar with the goose?

[exlibrisharry]

I don't know. It shouldn't have happened. But it was the goose.

[relance]

Harry and I fought a goose back home. It was like nothing I’ve ever faced before. Seriously a hundred times smarter and stronger than any goose ever. It broke into a museum and stole an artifact.

[relance]

Yeah no shit you’re new. And yeah. I fought that fucker back home.

[relance]

God. Fucking. Damn. It. Is it still here?

[exlibrisharry]

No. At least, I'm pretty sure.

You're sure it's goose shit? Fuck.

[bilocates]

[Might have been nice to have her on the ship.]

What was it doing there?

[relance]

Do you remember how long I was washing goose shit out of my hair and off my boots when we fought that fucker? Of course I know it's goose shit!

[relance]

Stealing an artifact to cause the end of the fucking world.

[bilocates]

[Of course it was. He's not even surprised. Not with the amount of malice and destructive desire he felt from it. Why is it always the end of the world?]

A running theme. You stopped it?

[relance]

Sure did. Definitely killed the bitch who was doing it.

[bilocates]

[Someone else who understands the value of murdering the hell out of those people! Simon's thrilled!]

They deserved it. Who was it?

[Anyone trying to end the world deserves it.]

[relance]

The president of the United States.

[bilocates]

[Simon was polite enough to lean back before laughing madly. He wasn't going to ask which one because it was better if he just mentally superimposed the one he was sure would be the most guilty of trying to end the world.

Let him have his illusions.]

Oh he definitely deserved it.

[You'll get no judgement here on murdering people trying to end the world.]

[sisterswitch]

Clever goose. [color jack impressed.] Why did you have to fight it?

[relance]

Yeah she did.

[Sorry Simon different worlds. /small>]

[bilocates]

She? Interesting.

[An almost more progressive world except the president's still trying to end it? Of course.]

What year is it for you?

[He doesn't know about the worlds thing yet, suspects yes, but mostly he knows about the time thing.]

[relance]

It had an artifact that the president needed to end the world around its neck.