audio: bellsareme

[relance]

[If you think you have seen Julia pissed before, that is nothing compared to right now. There's an undercurrent of a growl in it and if you're close enough to her cabin you an probably hear it without the benefit of the device filter.]

Why the fuck is there motherfucking goddamn goose shit all over my fucking bed? What the fuck happened?

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[relance]

Stealing an artifact to cause the end of the fucking world.

[bilocates]

[Of course it was. He's not even surprised. Not with the amount of malice and destructive desire he felt from it. Why is it always the end of the world?]

A running theme. You stopped it?

[relance]

Sure did. Definitely killed the bitch who was doing it.

[bilocates]

[Someone else who understands the value of murdering the hell out of those people! Simon's thrilled!]

They deserved it. Who was it?

[Anyone trying to end the world deserves it.]

[relance]

The president of the United States.

[bilocates]

[Simon was polite enough to lean back before laughing madly. He wasn't going to ask which one because it was better if he just mentally superimposed the one he was sure would be the most guilty of trying to end the world.

Let him have his illusions.]

Oh he definitely deserved it.

[You'll get no judgement here on murdering people trying to end the world.]

[relance]

Yeah she did.

[Sorry Simon different worlds. /small>]

[bilocates]

She? Interesting.

[An almost more progressive world except the president's still trying to end it? Of course.]

What year is it for you?

[He doesn't know about the worlds thing yet, suspects yes, but mostly he knows about the time thing.]

[relance]

2017.

[bilocates]

Same year. Different worlds, or different versions of the same?

[He's asking for clarification. It's outlandish, but then again Simon's accustomed to outlandish. He sees the world a lot different than most do.]

[relance]

There’s like a fuckton of people from earth in different universes. Used to be more even.

[bilocates]

I wonder what's so special about this one that we'd all converge here.

[relance]

Your guess is as good as mine.

[bilocates]

[He doesn't have a good guess right now, so he'll leave it. Needs more information.]

Anyway, the goose. It's been... devoured.

[relance]

Devoured? The fuck does that mean?

[bilocates]

Devoured. Consumed. Eaten.

[He watched it happen... partially it was pretty horrifying.]

[relance]

[Well that doesn't sound good.]

What the fuck on this ship could do that?

[bilocates]

The Elemental.

[Who is, surprisingly, quite delightful.]

[relance]

The who in the what now?

[bilocates]

[Where's Alex when you need her to explain things to people? Or even Strand.]

You could ask him yourself. He's still on the ship.

[relance]

He’s not talking to me. You are.

[bilocates]

Are you familiar with the core elements in various mythology?

[relance]

Depends on the mythology.

[bilocates]

In general.

[relance]

I'm a queer person, of course I know about mythologies.