UN: Lady | Audio

[sinkthe8ball]

Does anyone else have a blue glyph and not know when they got close enough to their partner to turn solid blue to start with?

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un: gr€€d

[betterhavemammoney]

Hey, you stay the hell away from me, ya hear?

un: Lady

[sinkthe8ball]

Or what you'll run again demon?

[betterhavemammoney]

N-no! Or this time I'll actually TRY against ya!

[sinkthe8ball]

Promise?

[betterhavemammoney]

Yeah! And I'm REALLY powerful!

I'm the Great Mammon, one of the seven rulers of Hell! You should be glad I even left ya alive!

[sinkthe8ball]

I seem to remember you bolting as soon as possible last time. Doesn't really sound like me being lucky you left me alive at all.

[betterhavemammoney]

Oh, you'd rather I killed ya, is that what you're sayin'?

[sinkthe8ball]

I'd rather you at least tried. It's not fun when you don't fight back.

[betterhavemammoney]

I'm not here for you to have fun with!

[sinkthe8ball]

Everyone has to make their own fun where they can.

[betterhavemammoney]

Don't try to make it with me!

[sinkthe8ball]

Afraid I'd win?

[betterhavemammoney]

You wouldn't.

[sinkthe8ball]

I've fought bigger and stronger so I wouldn't be so sure about that.

[betterhavemammoney]

Well you don't know how strong I am! And I ain't gonna fight ya. It wouldn't be fair.

[sinkthe8ball]

Hasn't stopped me before. Probably wouldn't stop me now either.

[betterhavemammoney]

It ain't fair to you!

[sinkthe8ball]

Because you care about my well-being?

[betterhavemammoney]

N-no! I don't care about humans at all!

[sinkthe8ball]

Didn't think so. I don't see a problem in that case.

[betterhavemammoney]

I definitely don't care about humans! It ain't like I like any of 'em or anything...

And I still ain't fightin' ya!

[sinkthe8ball]

Enough I get it. You can quit yapping like an over excited chichuahua.

[betterhavemammoney]

Wh--

[That stuns him for half a second. Chihuahua is a tiny angel's nickname, not his.]

I am nothing like a chihuahua!

[sinkthe8ball]

You're yapping plenty like one when cornered and trying to make itself sound threatening. It's sad really.

[betterhavemammoney]

If you're gonna call me anything call me the Great Mammon!