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WHO: All y’all on Navi.
WHAT: A festive visit to a quaint seaside resort town.
WHERE: All over Bruzoria - and on Navi, if you want.
WHEN: The rest of this month - and year! (Dec. 4-31).
WARNINGS: Add these to your comment subject lines as needed! And if you literally drown in the fun, please report it on the death page.

Rise and shine, passengers! Navi has a very important announcement for y’all:

Hello, passengers!
And many enthusiastic greetings to you all.
I’m delighted to inform you that we'll soon be landing on the planet Linzi’iri, near the seaside resort town of Bruzoria.
My knowledge banks inform me that we’ll be arriving two days before the commencement of the week-long Festival of Ipliopron.
How exciting!
A highly suggested attraction for visitors to Bruzoria is the Secret Waters Cafe, located adjacent to the Temple of the Secret Waters. This cafe is housed inside an old ferry ship that ran aground many years ago and was converted to its current form by the Saints of the Secret Waters.
If you purchase and consume a famed Transformation Tonic, you’ll have convenient access to the water once you begin to change into a creature capable of communing with the sea.
Doesn’t that sound lovely?
I will open a tab at the cafe, so please enjoy a transformative experience on my credits.
Ipliopron’s blessings upon you!
Please stand by for atmospheric entry.


Sounds like someone is still a little bit high on angel juice, eh?

But as Navi said in their message, any passenger who wishes to partake of a Transformation Tonic at the Secret Waters Cafe can charge the bill to Navi’s account. Navigems will also be distributed to all occupied cabins shortly prior to arrival, and passengers will find a bank counter just past the docking terminal, where Navigems can be exchanged for credits (the universal currency).

Enjoy the local festivities!
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[Have an extremely exhausted sounding British man with more than a little edge of bitter sarcasm in his tone.]

Well, I suppose I should be grateful that it's not a goddamn tape recorder.
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[The voice that comes on definitely belongs to a teenage girl who is super pissed, and she's definitely not in the mood for fucking around.]

Where the fuck am I now?! God damn it I'm so sick of this being kidnapped shit. Where the fuck is Stan and Richard?
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WHO: All y’all.
WHAT: Act One of This Ain’t A Scene It’s a Deus Ex Machina
WHERE: On Navi; Rizyeria and New Estos on the planet Merox.
WHEN: This month of April.
WARNINGS: Add these to your comment subject lines as needed! And if you get yourself smote, please report it on the death page.

I'm in a mood for total war, to the darkened skies once more and ever onward )
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WHO: All y’all.
WHAT: Act One of This Ain’t A Scene It’s a Deus Ex Machina
WHERE: On Navi; Rizyeria and New Estos on the planet Merox.
WHEN: This month of April.
WARNINGS: Add these to your comment subject lines as needed! And if you get yourself smote, please report it on the death page.

but i digress … )