bamboozlement: (nothing can change unless you believe)
[personal profile] bamboozlement
We got any doctors on board? Asking for a friend.

[sure, jan. that’s always believable. also hello, fellow passengers, enjoy this new voice on your navi-network!]

Must have experience removing cybernetic implants. Preferably not criminally insane, but I’m willing to negotiate on that one.
albatrossomen: (Eyewheels)
[personal profile] albatrossomen
WHO: All y’all.
WHAT: Act One of This Ain’t A Scene It’s a Deus Ex Machina
WHERE: On Navi; Rizyeria and New Estos on the planet Merox.
WHEN: This month of April.
WARNINGS: Add these to your comment subject lines as needed! And if you get yourself smote, please report it on the death page.

I'm in a mood for total war, to the darkened skies once more and ever onward )
seeingyou: (Default)
[personal profile] seeingyou
WHO: All of Navi’s passengers.
WHAT: A winter wonderland visit with your new brainmates.
WHERE: All over Vivamion City - and on Navi, if you want.
WHEN: The next three weeks (Dec. 7-28).
WARNINGS: Add these to your comment subject lines as needed! And if you get taken out by a super snowball, please report it on the death page.

Gooooood morning passengers! Time to rise and shine - with a very important Navi announcement incoming:

Attention, passengers.
We'll be landing soon on the planet Trelnar,
near Vivamion City.
We'll be docked for three weeks, local time,
which coincides with the city’s annual winter festival.
Should you require any weather-appropriate clothing,
I will handle the bill for your expenses.
Please stand by for atmospheric entry.


Have fun! As Navi said in their message, any passenger who requires a warm winter coat, scarf, hat, gloves, and/or boots before joining the festivities will be able to select such items from one of the shops near the docks, charged to Navi’s account. Passengers will also find a bank counter just past the docking terminal, where your new windfall of Navigems can be exchanged for credits (the universal currency). Try not to spend it all in one place!
aparticularlyhollowlaugh: (very nearly something to see)
[personal profile] aparticularlyhollowlaugh
[the video feed is accompanied by a very irritated, very british voice with a very important question:]

Is this someone's idea of a joke?

[this of course refers to the pile of old tape recorders at floor level currently being shown on the screen.]

I'll have you know, I don't find this amusing in the slightest. Nearly broke my neck tripping over these damned things.
seeingyou: (navi: neutral.)
[personal profile] seeingyou
WHO: All kidnapped and sleeping passengers
WHAT: Baby, you’re a haunted house.
WHERE: Murdoch Tower.
WHEN: Now until Oct. 31.
WARNINGS: Add these to your comment subject lines as needed! And if you die in this dream, it doesn’t count, you’ll just wake up at the end with the rest of the gang. c:

better find another superstition )