UN: Lady | Audio

[sinkthe8ball]

Does anyone else have a blue glyph and not know when they got close enough to their partner to turn solid blue to start with?

Comments

[betterhavemammoney]

Well you don't know how strong I am! And I ain't gonna fight ya. It wouldn't be fair.

[sinkthe8ball]

Hasn't stopped me before. Probably wouldn't stop me now either.

[betterhavemammoney]

It ain't fair to you!

[sinkthe8ball]

Because you care about my well-being?

[betterhavemammoney]

N-no! I don't care about humans at all!

[sinkthe8ball]

Didn't think so. I don't see a problem in that case.

[betterhavemammoney]

I definitely don't care about humans! It ain't like I like any of 'em or anything...

And I still ain't fightin' ya!

[sinkthe8ball]

Enough I get it. You can quit yapping like an over excited chichuahua.

[betterhavemammoney]

Wh--

[That stuns him for half a second. Chihuahua is a tiny angel's nickname, not his.]

I am nothing like a chihuahua!

[sinkthe8ball]

You're yapping plenty like one when cornered and trying to make itself sound threatening. It's sad really.

[betterhavemammoney]

If you're gonna call me anything call me the Great Mammon!

[sinkthe8ball]

Hmm, no.

[betterhavemammoney]

What's your problem?

[sinkthe8ball]

I don't have a problem. I just don't see a reason to call you something so ridiculous.

[betterhavemammoney]

You tried to stab me for nothin' and you don't have a problem? Even Satan doesn't do that!

[sinkthe8ball]

You say that like that isn't a perfectly normal reaction to finding a demon in the laundry.

[betterhavemammoney]

It ain't!

[sinkthe8ball]

It is where I'm from. It's a hard habit to break.

[betterhavemammoney]

Well, break it! If you try that again I'm gonna have to eat ya and I bet you wouldn't even taste good!

[sinkthe8ball]

I'd love to see you try.

[betterhavemammoney]

No ya wouldn't!

[sinkthe8ball]

You really shouldn't tell me what I will and won't like. It's rude for starters, and usually ends badly for you to finish things off.

[betterhavemammoney]

Why do ya wanna kill me so bad, huh? What'd I ever do to you?!

[sinkthe8ball]

We've already gone over this haven't we? I don't like repeating myself.

[betterhavemammoney]

Look, a lotta people try to kill me and it's almost always for somethin' I actually did. It's real dumb you're tryin' when I didn't! I don't go 'round tryin' to kill every human I see!