UN: Lady | Audio

[sinkthe8ball]

Does anyone else have a blue glyph and not know when they got close enough to their partner to turn solid blue to start with?

Comments

[sinkthe8ball]

Didn't think so. I don't see a problem in that case.

[betterhavemammoney]

I definitely don't care about humans! It ain't like I like any of 'em or anything...

And I still ain't fightin' ya!

[sinkthe8ball]

Enough I get it. You can quit yapping like an over excited chichuahua.

[betterhavemammoney]

Wh--

[That stuns him for half a second. Chihuahua is a tiny angel's nickname, not his.]

I am nothing like a chihuahua!

[sinkthe8ball]

You're yapping plenty like one when cornered and trying to make itself sound threatening. It's sad really.

[betterhavemammoney]

If you're gonna call me anything call me the Great Mammon!

[sinkthe8ball]

Hmm, no.

[betterhavemammoney]

What's your problem?

[sinkthe8ball]

I don't have a problem. I just don't see a reason to call you something so ridiculous.

[betterhavemammoney]

You tried to stab me for nothin' and you don't have a problem? Even Satan doesn't do that!

[sinkthe8ball]

You say that like that isn't a perfectly normal reaction to finding a demon in the laundry.

[betterhavemammoney]

It ain't!

[sinkthe8ball]

It is where I'm from. It's a hard habit to break.

[betterhavemammoney]

Well, break it! If you try that again I'm gonna have to eat ya and I bet you wouldn't even taste good!

[sinkthe8ball]

I'd love to see you try.

[betterhavemammoney]

No ya wouldn't!

[sinkthe8ball]

You really shouldn't tell me what I will and won't like. It's rude for starters, and usually ends badly for you to finish things off.

[betterhavemammoney]

Why do ya wanna kill me so bad, huh? What'd I ever do to you?!

[sinkthe8ball]

We've already gone over this haven't we? I don't like repeating myself.

[betterhavemammoney]

Look, a lotta people try to kill me and it's almost always for somethin' I actually did. It's real dumb you're tryin' when I didn't! I don't go 'round tryin' to kill every human I see!

[sinkthe8ball]

I'm amazed that none of them succeeded. Is every human you see capable of wrecking entire cities, causing countless fatalities? I doubt it.

[betterhavemammoney]

Who knows? I don't go around testing 'em!

[He does know at least one human capable of that, and he's never attacked Solomon. Not just because of his powerful sorcery, but because Solomon was decent company apart from his terrible cooking.]

[sinkthe8ball]

I'm willing to bet not as many as there are demons capable of it.

[betterhavemammoney]

Probably not. So what?!

[sinkthe8ball]

So you can't begin to understand the threat your kind pose to mine or why I'd feel the need to wipe demons entirely out of existence.