UN: Lady | Audio

[sinkthe8ball]

Does anyone else have a blue glyph and not know when they got close enough to their partner to turn solid blue to start with?

Comments

[sinkthe8ball]

You really shouldn't tell me what I will and won't like. It's rude for starters, and usually ends badly for you to finish things off.

[betterhavemammoney]

Why do ya wanna kill me so bad, huh? What'd I ever do to you?!

[sinkthe8ball]

We've already gone over this haven't we? I don't like repeating myself.

[betterhavemammoney]

Look, a lotta people try to kill me and it's almost always for somethin' I actually did. It's real dumb you're tryin' when I didn't! I don't go 'round tryin' to kill every human I see!

[sinkthe8ball]

I'm amazed that none of them succeeded. Is every human you see capable of wrecking entire cities, causing countless fatalities? I doubt it.

[betterhavemammoney]

Who knows? I don't go around testing 'em!

[He does know at least one human capable of that, and he's never attacked Solomon. Not just because of his powerful sorcery, but because Solomon was decent company apart from his terrible cooking.]

[sinkthe8ball]

I'm willing to bet not as many as there are demons capable of it.

[betterhavemammoney]

Probably not. So what?!

[sinkthe8ball]

So you can't begin to understand the threat your kind pose to mine or why I'd feel the need to wipe demons entirely out of existence.

[betterhavemammoney]

Well I'm not one of those demons who's gonna do that! Screw those guys!

I'm the Great Mammon! Lucifer's next-youngest brother! I'm powerful as Hell but -- dammit, I'm not gonna hurt a random human unless you make me!

[sinkthe8ball]

Easy enough to say.

No so easy to prove.

[betterhavemammoney]

I don't have to prove anything to you! My time's worth a lot more than this.

[sinkthe8ball]

Says the demon still arguing with me.

[betterhavemammoney]

HEY, up yours!

[sinkthe8ball]

Now now no need to be rude.

[betterhavemammoney]

GAH, I wasn't saying that! I'm not that kind of demon! [Come on, he's not Asmodeus!]

[sinkthe8ball]

You weren't saying what exactly?

[betterhavemammoney]

I wasn't saying it that way! I'm not Asmo!

[sinkthe8ball]

Doesn't matter how you say it, it was still rude. Also get over yourself I would never do that with a demon.

[betterhavemammoney]

Well good! And you're just being a jerk now.

[sinkthe8ball]

I don't see how I'm being a jerk.

[betterhavemammoney]

You're tryin' to be mean. I wasn't mean to you.

[sinkthe8ball]

No try about it.