Video: Bellsareme

[relance]

[Julia is sitting on her bunk in her cabin, and she's got a sketch pad on her lap. The sketchpad however is far less important that the skeletal severed arm that's resting around her neck like a bone scarf. There is no way that it should still be connected, let alone moving when Julia speaks, but hey, that's what it's doing.]

Alright assholes, let's make this short and sweet. I'm Julia. Just Julia. Not Jules, Julie or any other stupid nickname that you can come up with. Just Julia. This is Handy.

[The severed arm of Stonewall Jackson waves his bony fingers in greeting.]

Look, it's really fucking dumb that we couldn't figure out who was missing last month because we had no idea who the hell is even on the ship. Let's make this really fucking easy: say who you are, where your cabin is and who your partner is. That way if someone goes wandering off or gets kidnapped or whatever, we at least know what you fucking look like if we're sending out the search party.

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[sinkthe8ball]

People do tend to call demons monsters, don't they? And then they pay me to get rid of them.

[She merely tilts her head. Not everyone likes demon hunters, but they usually understand the need for them. No matter it wasn't like she was expecting to make friends easily.]

[relance]

Demon hunter huh? How many demons have you killed.

[It's interested, but the words are also breezy as well, because she's interested but she doesn't honestly care that much.]

I suppose I should make it clear I am not in fact a demon.

[sinkthe8ball]

Don't know. I've never really bothered to keep count.

[She shrugs a little. She probably should have kept count, but their numbers seem endless so what would be the point?]

To be fair they usually say that themselves when wearing human form. You'll forgive me if I have my doubts, I hope.

[relance]

Oh I didn’t say I wasn’t anything. Just said I’m not a demon. And I’m not.

[sinkthe8ball]

That's interesting. What are you then?

[relance]

Don't you want to make a guess? Isn't it just so much more fun too?

[sinkthe8ball]

I'm leaning toward witch. Most people know enough to leave the dead be.

[relance]

God don’t lump me with them!

[sinkthe8ball]

Well, I can't blame you for that reaction. But unless you happen to be a very well-powered ghost, or an angel doing god knows what down here with us mortals, most of the other creatures don't exist outside of myth where I'm from.

[relance]

Well, you’re not where you’re from now at the moment, are you?

[sinkthe8ball]

It's really kind of annoying not to be I was on my way to a job.

[relance]

Well we all have lives that this fucking bullshit interrupted.

[sinkthe8ball]

I guess we're all out of luck in that case. At least people know what personal hygiene is around here.

[relance]

[Julia wrinkles her very sensitive nose.]

It’s a damn good thing because i would shove their asses in the shower if they didn’t.

[sinkthe8ball]

I know of at least one person that you should be very glad isn't here in that case.

[relance]

Well that’s good to know at least. If he shows up give me a warning. I’ll drag him into them.

[sinkthe8ball]

He might crack a couple of inappropriate jokes if you did. But you wouldn't be alone in dragging him to a shower.

[relance]

Well I just happen to be good with inappropriate jokes so I’ll do my best to shock him.

[sinkthe8ball]

Be my guest. Might actually make him pause for a moment.

[relance]

I’ll need to remember that. And work on my material.

[sinkthe8ball]

All the best in that case if he ever shows up.

[relance]

Anything else I should know about him?

[sinkthe8ball]

He a strawberry sundae fiend, eats pizza every day, and never pays back the money he owes me.

[relance]

Oh so he’s a guy.

[sinkthe8ball]

So?