Video: Bellsareme

[relance]

[Julia is sitting on her bunk in her cabin, and she's got a sketch pad on her lap. The sketchpad however is far less important that the skeletal severed arm that's resting around her neck like a bone scarf. There is no way that it should still be connected, let alone moving when Julia speaks, but hey, that's what it's doing.]

Alright assholes, let's make this short and sweet. I'm Julia. Just Julia. Not Jules, Julie or any other stupid nickname that you can come up with. Just Julia. This is Handy.

[The severed arm of Stonewall Jackson waves his bony fingers in greeting.]

Look, it's really fucking dumb that we couldn't figure out who was missing last month because we had no idea who the hell is even on the ship. Let's make this really fucking easy: say who you are, where your cabin is and who your partner is. That way if someone goes wandering off or gets kidnapped or whatever, we at least know what you fucking look like if we're sending out the search party.

Comments

[sinkthe8ball]

Still catching up after getting dragged here.

[relance]

Well at least you know this is the place to do all that crazy shit.

[sinkthe8ball]

That I do. It'll be an interesting trip that's for sure.

[relance]

Hell maybe we should have a good old fashioned crazy sex night the next place we land at.

[sinkthe8ball]

I won't judge if that's what you want to do. Not exactly my thing though.

[relance]

Hmm. Too bad.

[sinkthe8ball]

Better to be upfront about it than not.

[relance]

That’s true. Crossing ya off the orgy list then.

[sinkthe8ball]

Thanks.