Video: Bellsareme

[relance]

[Julia is sitting on her bunk in her cabin, and she's got a sketch pad on her lap. The sketchpad however is far less important that the skeletal severed arm that's resting around her neck like a bone scarf. There is no way that it should still be connected, let alone moving when Julia speaks, but hey, that's what it's doing.]

Alright assholes, let's make this short and sweet. I'm Julia. Just Julia. Not Jules, Julie or any other stupid nickname that you can come up with. Just Julia. This is Handy.

[The severed arm of Stonewall Jackson waves his bony fingers in greeting.]

Look, it's really fucking dumb that we couldn't figure out who was missing last month because we had no idea who the hell is even on the ship. Let's make this really fucking easy: say who you are, where your cabin is and who your partner is. That way if someone goes wandering off or gets kidnapped or whatever, we at least know what you fucking look like if we're sending out the search party.

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[relance]

[Julia wrinkles her very sensitive nose.]

It’s a damn good thing because i would shove their asses in the shower if they didn’t.

[sinkthe8ball]

I know of at least one person that you should be very glad isn't here in that case.

[relance]

Well that’s good to know at least. If he shows up give me a warning. I’ll drag him into them.

[sinkthe8ball]

He might crack a couple of inappropriate jokes if you did. But you wouldn't be alone in dragging him to a shower.

[relance]

Well I just happen to be good with inappropriate jokes so I’ll do my best to shock him.

[sinkthe8ball]

Be my guest. Might actually make him pause for a moment.

[relance]

I’ll need to remember that. And work on my material.

[sinkthe8ball]

All the best in that case if he ever shows up.

[relance]

Anything else I should know about him?

[sinkthe8ball]

He a strawberry sundae fiend, eats pizza every day, and never pays back the money he owes me.

[relance]

Oh so he’s a guy.

[sinkthe8ball]

So?

[relance]

Very standard guy behavior there.

[sinkthe8ball]

He's an idiot.

[relance]

They all are.

[sinkthe8ball]

Isn't that the truth.

[relance]

Indeed. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t attracted to them.

[sinkthe8ball]

It's easier if you just don't have the time for being attracted to them.

[relance]

Oh, but that's no fun.

[sinkthe8ball]

Maybe. But it works for me.

[relance]

Well, I suppose if you've got a good vibrator who needs a partner? More direct anyway.

[sinkthe8ball]

When you put it like that it does sound preferable.

[Though not where she thought this conversation was going to go when it started or turned toward her idiot business partner.]

[relance]

Just gotta see if one of these planets has a good one.

[sinkthe8ball]

I'm sure at least one does. They can't all be similar to a backwater town.

[relance]

Slightly worried about it being some weird space vibe though.