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eyemind2021-06-16 07:55 pm
dealwiththe) wrote in eyemind2021-06-16 07:55 pm
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video; un: lux
[ If anyone has been looking for Lucifer for the past several-ish days, he’s been totally incommunicado. Not around the ship, not in his cabin on floor 2, not responding to any messages left for him. But he’s not gone.
Now he’s back, in fact! Today he’s in a cabin, and he’s… shirtless. And his hair is a bit mussed, bordering on curly, rather than its usual perfectly-coiffed state. You’re welcome! And, frankly, he looks a hell of a lot more relaxed than he did the last time he showed his face on the network - he’d been almost manic before, a slightly sharp edge to the smiles that never quite reached his eyes. Now, however, he’s chill. Easy. The smile is maybe less bright, but more genuine, the corners of his eyes crinkled with it. ]
If there’s still anyone suffering from an inability to speak, I have a suggestion to make! Have you tried orgasms?
[ He looks very smug about something. And then a female voice can be heard off-camera, one that no one on the ship will recognize except for Miss Lopez. An exasperated “Lucifer!”
He only looks more smug, if that’s possible. ]
Right. Coming, Detective!
[ See what he did there? And he turns off the video feed before anyone can catch a glimpse of the mysterious Detective. ]
Now he’s back, in fact! Today he’s in a cabin, and he’s… shirtless. And his hair is a bit mussed, bordering on curly, rather than its usual perfectly-coiffed state. You’re welcome! And, frankly, he looks a hell of a lot more relaxed than he did the last time he showed his face on the network - he’d been almost manic before, a slightly sharp edge to the smiles that never quite reached his eyes. Now, however, he’s chill. Easy. The smile is maybe less bright, but more genuine, the corners of his eyes crinkled with it. ]
If there’s still anyone suffering from an inability to speak, I have a suggestion to make! Have you tried orgasms?
[ He looks very smug about something. And then a female voice can be heard off-camera, one that no one on the ship will recognize except for Miss Lopez. An exasperated “Lucifer!”
He only looks more smug, if that’s possible. ]
Right. Coming, Detective!
[ See what he did there? And he turns off the video feed before anyone can catch a glimpse of the mysterious Detective. ]
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You sure better not.
[Is that a firm Ella Lopez voice? Y e p! But also:]
Wait. Die again?
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What? Lucifer how can you die? I mean Lux seemed like you were gonna die with Eve there [ When she made out with Eve and still not unpacking that.]
But you said that it wasn’t as bad as it seemed. How come you can die?
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[ He says that like he's talking about something totally mundane and ordinary, like the weather. No big deal. ]
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What the hell? Why? How?
[Of course Ella is going to ask--she is a scientist after all.]
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It's been that way almost as long as I've known her. I assume it's got something to do with the fact that she's a miracle. Presumably that's also why she's the only human immune to my mojo.
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And no, that doesn’t make Amenadiel her father.
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Duh of course he’s not her dad. That’s not how it works. I was going to be a nun remember?
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[ Especially him. ]
Humans are very easily confused about things like that. Not that I can blame you; it’s not as if Dad goes in for the miracles much these days. Or ever, as far as I know.
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[Of course she would if she could.
And probably hit him with a shoe if she got it.]
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Well, He won't, so. You won't find yourself in that conundrum.
[ Probably for the best. ]
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And Ella will fight Lucifer if he thinks he's not. She's tiny and scrappy and wears big shoes.]
I mean, if he does though.
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