UN: fuckthis
[Have an extremely exhausted sounding British man with more than a little edge of bitter sarcasm in his tone.]
Well, I suppose I should be grateful that it's not a goddamn tape recorder.
Well, I suppose I should be grateful that it's not a goddamn tape recorder.

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[So that he can completely dethrone them from the title, of course.]
And 'he' got it, buddy.
[Yes, that is also sarcastic too, well, at the very least the buddy part of it.]
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Now why does that one sound sarcastic?