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[sisterswitch]

Hey, everyone - Jack here. Or, I guess some of you might know me as “that evil lying bitch from Dualis who only cares about herself.”

[ahem, that’d be jane. not that jack’s still holding a grudge or anything.]

Anyway, the important thing here is that Navi asked me to pass on a message to the group, which is that they’ve picked up on a passenger who is in a great deal of distress but too far away to get a clear link of communication. In other words, one of our merry little band is missing and having an aggressively bad time way out in the woods.

So, consider this a roll call. Time is meaningless out here in the void, so nobody knows if it’s 10 o’clock, but do you know where your partner is? Who’s missing, and who wants to go rescue them from the big bad scary possibly haunted forest?

Comments

[sisterswitch]

Sorry, guess I'm just one of those stereotypical millennials you've been warned about. We're notoriously ungrateful.

[unnecessaryflourishes]

Is that meant to be different from most people?

[To be fair, though, Emet-Selch has his biases - and has no real context for "millenials" besides.]

[sisterswitch]

It’s a generational conflict thing. People from my generation are called millennials, and we are mischaracterized by an older generation as lazy, selfish, entitled, et cetera. Your basic “kids these days” ranting from old people out of touch with the current reality.

[unnecessaryflourishes]

Ah, yes.  Humanity's ever-present desire to make assumptions.

[Which, in fairness, even he isn't immune to.  But he's not about to come out and say so, either.]