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[sisterswitch]

Hey, everyone - Jack here. Or, I guess some of you might know me as “that evil lying bitch from Dualis who only cares about herself.”

[ahem, that’d be jane. not that jack’s still holding a grudge or anything.]

Anyway, the important thing here is that Navi asked me to pass on a message to the group, which is that they’ve picked up on a passenger who is in a great deal of distress but too far away to get a clear link of communication. In other words, one of our merry little band is missing and having an aggressively bad time way out in the woods.

So, consider this a roll call. Time is meaningless out here in the void, so nobody knows if it’s 10 o’clock, but do you know where your partner is? Who’s missing, and who wants to go rescue them from the big bad scary possibly haunted forest?

Comments

[sisterswitch]

I don't disagree! But - as I'm sure you've noticed - this isn't exactly a Carnival Cruise. I'm sure there's a few things that've slipped through the cracks.

[relance]

Then when we’re back we round one up. This is bullshit.

[sisterswitch]

Are you always this decisive? ‘Cause it’s pretty adorable.

[relance]

Why thank you. And you bet your ass I am.

[sisterswitch]

Oh, I couldn't do that. If I lost the bet, I'd lose my ass, and I'm told that's one of my better features.

[relance]

Well, I guess I'd have to see it to rate it then. Are ya making an offer?

[sisterswitch]

I guess that depends! How serious is your interest?

[relance]

Oh it’s both serious and not, I suppose. I rarely try and be serious. It’s too much work and gives you frown lines.

[sisterswitch]

Facial lines and wrinkles are a natural part of aging. Patriarchal beauty standards have just convinced us there's something wrong with that.

[relance]

While that’s true, I mean I intend on being hot enough to sleep with 25 year olds when I’m old.

[sisterswitch]

Oh, I have a feeling that’s not going to be an issue for you at any age.

[relance]

Aww well, aren’t you the sweetest thing.