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eyemind2020-10-26 05:24 pm
sisterswitch) wrote in eyemind2020-10-26 05:24 pm
network } audio; un: panoptes
Hey, everyone - Jack here. Or, I guess some of you might know me as “that evil lying bitch from Dualis who only cares about herself.”
[ahem, that’d be jane. not that jack’s still holding a grudge or anything.]
Anyway, the important thing here is that Navi asked me to pass on a message to the group, which is that they’ve picked up on a passenger who is in a great deal of distress but too far away to get a clear link of communication. In other words, one of our merry little band is missing and having an aggressively bad time way out in the woods.
So, consider this a roll call. Time is meaningless out here in the void, so nobody knows if it’s 10 o’clock, but do you know where your partner is? Who’s missing, and who wants to go rescue them from the big bad scary possibly haunted forest?
[ahem, that’d be jane. not that jack’s still holding a grudge or anything.]
Anyway, the important thing here is that Navi asked me to pass on a message to the group, which is that they’ve picked up on a passenger who is in a great deal of distress but too far away to get a clear link of communication. In other words, one of our merry little band is missing and having an aggressively bad time way out in the woods.
So, consider this a roll call. Time is meaningless out here in the void, so nobody knows if it’s 10 o’clock, but do you know where your partner is? Who’s missing, and who wants to go rescue them from the big bad scary possibly haunted forest?
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[Okay, honestly he doesn't particularly care, a good, healthy amount of self-interest is perfectly normal and also life-saving. Also it's not the point. The point is, one of them is missing, he's....fairly certain? It's not his partner?? And honestly, anywhere is better than here, on this weirdly sterile box.]
Big bad scary possibly haunted forest sounds like home sweet home to me. And it's not as though I'm doing anything else round here, may as well play fetch.
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[finally, someone who's fully on board and not questioning her motives.]
Dualis is the name of the city where I was before. Some people there got the idea that I'm an evil lying bitch and only care about myself. You know, the standard assumption you make when someone offers something to help out.
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[From anyone else, it'd sound glib. Hell, from Trevor it sounds glib, but he really does mean it. Long as Jack isn't one of the baby-yeeting-and/or-eating evil, he's fine with living and letting live.]
Anyway, we know which lucky lamb it is who's gotten himself lost in the woods?
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[is she joking? just returning his glibness? who’s to say!]
Sounds like it’s a guy named Martin who’s missing. I don’t think I’ve ever met him. Have you?