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[sisterswitch]

Hey, everyone - Jack here. Or, I guess some of you might know me as “that evil lying bitch from Dualis who only cares about herself.”

[ahem, that’d be jane. not that jack’s still holding a grudge or anything.]

Anyway, the important thing here is that Navi asked me to pass on a message to the group, which is that they’ve picked up on a passenger who is in a great deal of distress but too far away to get a clear link of communication. In other words, one of our merry little band is missing and having an aggressively bad time way out in the woods.

So, consider this a roll call. Time is meaningless out here in the void, so nobody knows if it’s 10 o’clock, but do you know where your partner is? Who’s missing, and who wants to go rescue them from the big bad scary possibly haunted forest?

Comments

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[fuckregularpeople]

fuck you

who is it

[sisterswitch]

We don’t know. That’s why I’m talking to everyone. Try to keep up, sweetie.

[fuckregularpeople]

sorry i figured you'd know since watching people die is your favorite spectator sport

[sisterswitch]

Roller derby’s actually my favorite, but I guess at least you tried. I’ll have your participation trophy sent over in approximately six to eight weeks.

[fuckregularpeople]

roller derby? god you're basic

[sisterswitch]

Wow, sick burn. I could almost light a cigarette with a flame that size.

[fuckregularpeople]

if i wanted to burn you i'd let you talk to katy.

[sisterswitch]

Speaking of basic, where did you learn how to troll? Karen State University?

[fuckregularpeople]

why, do you wanna talk to karen?

[sisterswitch]

You know, it absolutely does not surprise me that you have a Karen. But no, I don't particularly want to talk to any of you. I've already had my daily recommended dose of baseless accusations, thanks.

[fuckregularpeople]

you were the one begging for attention. we get it, you hate us too. or are you going to pretend you were doing something meaningful with that?

[sisterswitch]

Putting out an alert that someone from the ship is missing and organizing a search party is pretty much the definition of “doing something meaningful.” Not that I would expect you to understand what it’s like to do something meaningful for other people, seeing as how you couldn’t even be bothered to help Navi not crash.

[fuckregularpeople]

maybe, but you could've done that without being an asshole. theoretically.

[sisterswitch]

Oh, this is hilarious. You're going to school me about not being an asshole. Tell you what - since you know everything about everything, why don't you lead the search party? And, you know, don't be an asshole about it.

[your move, jane.]

[fuckregularpeople]

nah.

but i'll go out by myself.

[sisterswitch]

Bye, then. Don’t let the Twig Man bite.