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eyemind2021-06-03 08:09 pm
dealwiththe) wrote in eyemind2021-06-03 08:09 pm
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no rest for the wicked; semi-closed
WHO: Lucifer, Murmur, eventually Ella. Maybe others after a bit.
WHAT: The Devil has been yoinked out of Hell onto a spaceship. He's not pleased about this turn of events.
WARNINGS: Some swearing, celestial violence and Resting Devil Face.
No good deed goes unpunished, apparently.
To say that Lucifer is surprised and annoyed to find himself interdimensionally kidnapped onto a spaceship is, frankly, a massive understatement. He is livid, and it's all he can do not to simply tear into the (seemingly vaguely organic, ew) walls around him.
He contains himself, barely.
But that's not going to stop him from stalking about, looking for someone or something to take out his anger on.
"John Constantine," he calls out, a name he deliberately mispronounces as Constanteyene because it annoys the shit out of him, "if this is you, I told you the last time, we're even. You're not supposed to pull your little three-wankers-in-a-trenchcoat act on me."
Nothing. Apparently, it's not Constantine behind this - behind the mark on his hand. So, Lucifer keeps talking anyway. It's what he's good at.
"D'you think I went back to Hell for shiggles?" he calls out to anyone and no one. "I've got important business to attend to! A throne with my name on it! Demons to keep in check! The millennial performance evaluations are coming up soon, and Squee in particular is in for a world of hurt. I can't disappoint my loyal subjects." His voice is dripping with sarcasm. Honestly, anyone who chooses to cross his path in this mood is just asking for trouble.
WHAT: The Devil has been yoinked out of Hell onto a spaceship. He's not pleased about this turn of events.
WARNINGS: Some swearing, celestial violence and Resting Devil Face.
No good deed goes unpunished, apparently.
To say that Lucifer is surprised and annoyed to find himself interdimensionally kidnapped onto a spaceship is, frankly, a massive understatement. He is livid, and it's all he can do not to simply tear into the (seemingly vaguely organic, ew) walls around him.
He contains himself, barely.
But that's not going to stop him from stalking about, looking for someone or something to take out his anger on.
"John Constantine," he calls out, a name he deliberately mispronounces as Constanteyene because it annoys the shit out of him, "if this is you, I told you the last time, we're even. You're not supposed to pull your little three-wankers-in-a-trenchcoat act on me."
Nothing. Apparently, it's not Constantine behind this - behind the mark on his hand. So, Lucifer keeps talking anyway. It's what he's good at.
"D'you think I went back to Hell for shiggles?" he calls out to anyone and no one. "I've got important business to attend to! A throne with my name on it! Demons to keep in check! The millennial performance evaluations are coming up soon, and Squee in particular is in for a world of hurt. I can't disappoint my loyal subjects." His voice is dripping with sarcasm. Honestly, anyone who chooses to cross his path in this mood is just asking for trouble.
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Ella isn't surprised that Lucifer doesn't see it. He's her friend and she knows that he's always going to think the best of her. But that doesn't change in the slightest the fact that Ella herself believes it and she's going to keep believing it. It would take an act of his Dad to make her stop (and you know it does) but she's used to not talking about it. After all, hadn't Pete been able to hide what he was from Lucifer? Not only Lucifer but also Amenadiel and Chloe and Dan and Maze. Pete had been able to fool all of them (including her rotten old picker, which thank you very much, damn it) and not a single one of them had done anything but to push her towards him. How could any of them be a judge of darkness or not considering that? It's going to be something (something else, honestly.) that's going to keep Ella up at night when she should be sleeping.
Maybe sleep has some like awesome treatments for insomnia. It was a hope anyway.
"Nah, I made a post and was just like you know, wandering around and stuff. Let's go see if there's a good bar and a piano. We know that you're not you without both." It's a grin that's a little more lopsided than Ella would like, but she gives it anyway while offering him an arm.
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So he links arms with her.
“I doubt they have anything up to my standards but it can’t hurt to look.”