event } take me down to paradise city (part one)
WHO: All passengers signed up to skate on over to Xanadu.
WHAT: Ya (fake) dead. Enjoy your (fake) afterlife!
WHERE: Anywhere in the city!
WHEN: First week of the event (Feb. 20-27).
WARNINGS: Add these to your comment subject lines as needed! Please don’t get yourself killed right away but if you can’t resist please make sure to fill out the death page.

You return to consciousness bathed in pleasantly glowing light and find yourself seated in a comfortable chair in the center of an arena. There’s soft, dreamy pop music playing quietly, and you feel calm, entirely at peace despite your strange surroundings. You feel no reason to stir from your chair or investigate what’s happening - probably because you’ve been drugged into a docile state. Don’t worry, it’ll wear off eventually. For now, you feel content to sit and wait for what happens next.
While you wait, if you look around, you’ll see the stadium seats are packed with people, their chatter a quiet hum behind the music. There is a raised platform in front of you where three people of ambiguous gender dressed in regal robes are seated in high-backed chairs, and above them, some kind of hovering screen displays a generic welcome message in stark lettering. You’ll also discover that you are one of several people seated in the center of the arena. Again, you may wonder where you are and why you’re here, since you don’t remember arriving, but you do not feel any initiative to find the answers to those questions. All will be answered in time.
A triumphant fanfare sounds, and the arena goes quiet, still except for the person on the platform seated in the middle, who stands and steps forward. They give a hearty welcome to the crowd gathered, and an extra special welcome to the small group on the ground, then introduce themself and the other two as the City Council, a group appointed to ensure everything here is kept in smooth running order. This city, they explain, is called Xanadu, and it is a place of perfect bliss that is home to only the most exemplary individuals who have moved to the next stage of their existence - in other words, the afterlife. Yes, you are all dead, but you have been given a place in paradise for the rest of eternity. Isn’t that nice?
The crowd in the stadium breaks into a wave of thunderous applause, soon quieted by the Council member speaking with a wave of their hand. They continue, explaining that you’ll be shown to your new homes and introduced to your soulmates, a partner who has been determined as perfectly compatible with each individual’s essence. A small group of volunteers has gathered at the base of the podium, ready to guide each pair to their new home as they’re called forward, one by one:
Julia Bellamy and Lady
Near and Matt
Mammon and Alex Reagan
Juuzou Suzuya and Kankri Vantas
Murmur and Jonathan Sims
Congratulations, and again, welcome to Xanadu!
Volunteers lead each pair of soulmates to one of the small, pastel-colored houses situated in a cul-de-sac in one of the nearby neighborhoods. Furnishings and the shag carpeting inside are plain and beige, but the volunteer-guide explains that they can be personalized to the inhabitants’ liking by making requests from the magic closet. These closets will instantly produce clothing and whatever other items you’d like. Likewise, whatever foods you most desire will be found in the fridge or cooking in the oven whenever you ask for it. Both the closets and the kitchens run on technology that is new to Xanadu, and some of the kinks still need to be worked out, so requested items may not be exactly as you asked for. But hey, you’re in paradise! You’ll be fine.
The guide goes on to explain that there isn’t much in the way of technology to be found anywhere in the city - no phones, no computers, and none of the stresses that come as part of the package, and requests for such items from the closets will encounter errors. This is all for the common good, of course. But who needs electronic devices when you have a beautiful city to explore? The city itself is massive, designed in a glitzy late 70s-early 80s roller disco aesthetic, enclosed in a shimmering golden dome, full of glittering skyscrapers and lush public gardens. Soft rock music floats through the air via hidden speakers to set the mood. The weather here is always pleasantly perfect early summer, and the atmosphere is pristine - not a single trace of smog or other pollution. That’s because there are no manufacturing plants or vehicles to be found anywhere in the city. Modes of transportation in Xanadu are pedal bicycles, your own two feet, and roller skates. Strap on a pair and roll around the neighborhoods, or to cover longer distances, head down to an electric rail station, where you will strap in and be pulled along to your destination on your skates at high speed.
By the time the orientation is over and the guide has departed, leaving you to get to know your soulmate and settle in to the comforts of eternal paradise, that drug you’d been given will have worn off. So, newlydeads, what will you do next?
WHAT: Ya (fake) dead. Enjoy your (fake) afterlife!
WHERE: Anywhere in the city!
WHEN: First week of the event (Feb. 20-27).
WARNINGS: Add these to your comment subject lines as needed! Please don’t get yourself killed right away but if you can’t resist please make sure to fill out the death page.

You return to consciousness bathed in pleasantly glowing light and find yourself seated in a comfortable chair in the center of an arena. There’s soft, dreamy pop music playing quietly, and you feel calm, entirely at peace despite your strange surroundings. You feel no reason to stir from your chair or investigate what’s happening - probably because you’ve been drugged into a docile state. Don’t worry, it’ll wear off eventually. For now, you feel content to sit and wait for what happens next.
While you wait, if you look around, you’ll see the stadium seats are packed with people, their chatter a quiet hum behind the music. There is a raised platform in front of you where three people of ambiguous gender dressed in regal robes are seated in high-backed chairs, and above them, some kind of hovering screen displays a generic welcome message in stark lettering. You’ll also discover that you are one of several people seated in the center of the arena. Again, you may wonder where you are and why you’re here, since you don’t remember arriving, but you do not feel any initiative to find the answers to those questions. All will be answered in time.
A triumphant fanfare sounds, and the arena goes quiet, still except for the person on the platform seated in the middle, who stands and steps forward. They give a hearty welcome to the crowd gathered, and an extra special welcome to the small group on the ground, then introduce themself and the other two as the City Council, a group appointed to ensure everything here is kept in smooth running order. This city, they explain, is called Xanadu, and it is a place of perfect bliss that is home to only the most exemplary individuals who have moved to the next stage of their existence - in other words, the afterlife. Yes, you are all dead, but you have been given a place in paradise for the rest of eternity. Isn’t that nice?
The crowd in the stadium breaks into a wave of thunderous applause, soon quieted by the Council member speaking with a wave of their hand. They continue, explaining that you’ll be shown to your new homes and introduced to your soulmates, a partner who has been determined as perfectly compatible with each individual’s essence. A small group of volunteers has gathered at the base of the podium, ready to guide each pair to their new home as they’re called forward, one by one:
Near and Matt
Mammon and Alex Reagan
Juuzou Suzuya and Kankri Vantas
Murmur and Jonathan Sims
Congratulations, and again, welcome to Xanadu!
Volunteers lead each pair of soulmates to one of the small, pastel-colored houses situated in a cul-de-sac in one of the nearby neighborhoods. Furnishings and the shag carpeting inside are plain and beige, but the volunteer-guide explains that they can be personalized to the inhabitants’ liking by making requests from the magic closet. These closets will instantly produce clothing and whatever other items you’d like. Likewise, whatever foods you most desire will be found in the fridge or cooking in the oven whenever you ask for it. Both the closets and the kitchens run on technology that is new to Xanadu, and some of the kinks still need to be worked out, so requested items may not be exactly as you asked for. But hey, you’re in paradise! You’ll be fine.
The guide goes on to explain that there isn’t much in the way of technology to be found anywhere in the city - no phones, no computers, and none of the stresses that come as part of the package, and requests for such items from the closets will encounter errors. This is all for the common good, of course. But who needs electronic devices when you have a beautiful city to explore? The city itself is massive, designed in a glitzy late 70s-early 80s roller disco aesthetic, enclosed in a shimmering golden dome, full of glittering skyscrapers and lush public gardens. Soft rock music floats through the air via hidden speakers to set the mood. The weather here is always pleasantly perfect early summer, and the atmosphere is pristine - not a single trace of smog or other pollution. That’s because there are no manufacturing plants or vehicles to be found anywhere in the city. Modes of transportation in Xanadu are pedal bicycles, your own two feet, and roller skates. Strap on a pair and roll around the neighborhoods, or to cover longer distances, head down to an electric rail station, where you will strap in and be pulled along to your destination on your skates at high speed.
By the time the orientation is over and the guide has departed, leaving you to get to know your soulmate and settle in to the comforts of eternal paradise, that drug you’d been given will have worn off. So, newlydeads, what will you do next?
cw: bug killing / ota
The asphalt of the cul-de-sac's road was warm and felt soothing against his cheek by the time he had lowered himself down onto his stomach. Sprawling on the ground out in the open seemed to be the most natural thing in the world to him.
Juuzou walked two fingers of his left hand over to a nearby crack in the road where a colony of ants were busying themselves in and out of their hide. Whenever one dared to wander close enough, he pressed down upon their chitinous little heads until they popped beneath the pressure of his ruby painted fingernails. This would be a good way to spend his time whilst he struggled to wrap his head around the whole 'death' situation.
RUDE you can't just kill bugs
No use in mulling it over too hard. He was here and, from what he understood, bonded in some human terminology to a human. This part of it wasn't acceptable. He wouldn't be thrown into a quadrant he didn't know the other participant of and he certainly wouldn't be tied down to anyone. Not again and not anymore. That gave him some time to himself when his arranged soul-marriage wandered out of the house. That suited him fine until it didn't and he simply decided it wasn't going to work out, that the best way to confront this was head on.
That found him standing around with his mouth lightly agape at why the young man who might very well be a Strider-affiliate had been walking his fingers along. "You don't have to kill them. With all of us dead, you really should value life a little longer. Or maybe they're dead ants and they don't need a re-education in what it was to likely die in the same manner they ended up here. Then again maybe it was frost? Sometimes frost. That aside, if you'd stop your extremely sluggish and unnecessary genocide, I'd like to speak with you on a personal level."
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But, the moment he heard the strange creature's voice, he slowly raised his head to stare at the troll with wide, attentive eyes. "Oh, you're my room mate... Hello." Soulmate, not room mate. Juuzou didn't bother to correct himself. "So, how did you die? Do you know?" He only paid half attention to what Kankri was saying. He heard him loud and clear but wasn't interested in addressing everything that he had been told or asked.
"Ah, I wonder what happens when they die..?" Juuzou mused aloud. He pursed his lips and turned his attention back to the bugs weaving and skittering around his fingers. "If they're already dead, where do they go now..? They're just bugs anyway, so I don't think they should be here..."
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Alright, maybe not as well as he thought it would go but he listened anyway. "Everything has a right to life, humans do, and bugs do. It's what both of your species do to one another as exemplified in your actions that make the difference. They have just as much right to be here as both of us do. Do you really find their life that insignificant when the rest of their colony depends on them? If they're dead or not doesn't mean they're not likely to feel pain or suffering. Likely all they do is lay there in agony in the form you've given them if they can't die again. Can you imagine living in agony for eternity?"
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
He supposed it didn't matter. Instead taking a tool around the neighbourhood either inhabited or uninhabited homes to look around from the front and sometimes traverse into the yards seemed a good way to start this. Also a good way to just get some distance from all the sneaking suspicions. Considering he came here with a knife he had no knowledge of ever owning, he would have put a bet on that suspicion if he had anything he remembered in his pockets at all. Why take his money and his smokes, but heaven was going to give him a knife? Was that to tease him when he had to live in a world without advanced gaming systems? Probably. This was probably hell is what.
Find him skulking around, looking in uninhabited windows or poking around yards and objects just to see if there was going to be a tear in the Matrix he could find. Maybe a black cat he could see twice, anything. For once he was out detecting, taking it upon himself. Because let him face it a little bit, something wasn't right in paradise.
are the girls as pretty as mello though
Seeing Matt and Near both here, Mello thinks he must’ve fucked up - no, he knows Matt’s death is his fault, he saw his friend’s death reported on the news shortly before his own life expired. But Near was supposed to live. And if he’s dead too, that means Mello failed in yet another way.
He tries to convince himself that he doesn’t care about the nonsense with soulmates. He tries to convince himself that he doesn’t care that Matt and Near are paired up while he’s alone - not unusual, he was reassured, but not terribly common, either. So what if he doesn’t have a soulmate - Mello’s better off alone anyway. Maybe if he’d left Matt and gone to draw out Kira on his own, maybe if he hadn’t stayed, Matt would still be alive.
Mello doesn’t search Matt out - he’s not sure he can face his friend right now, and he knows he can’t deal with Near. Better to sit on the porch, sprawled in a stupid rocking chair, and glare at this stupid neighborhood behind sunglasses provided by the magic closet. If Matt happens to wander by in his investigations, that’s probably fine.
No girls are as pretty as Mello.
Now, was it easy to face Mello after being angel married to Near? No. But he hadn't had a say in that either. If he didn't face Mello he was worried of the consequences in that action, too. That would have made Matt feel like he wasn't wanted if the shoe was on the other foot. "Damn, Mello." he started as he walked up the steps, stopping a respectful distance. "You need to shine that halo before they see you."
damn right
“I thought you better than anyone would know I lost my halo years ago.”
If he ever had one in the first place. Maybe when his mother was still alive - she loved her little Mihael without reservation, and he did everything he could to be worthy of her love, not that she ever required him to earn it. Certainly not after her death - the sisters at the first orphanage were fond of telling him how wicked he was, and Wammy’s House only measured goodness by a single metric, and it wasn’t a sense of morality.
Whatever. He made his choices. Being effective was more important than being virtuous, and Mello has no regrets about the things he’s done, save one - Matt’s death. He kicks a foot up onto the porch railing, scuffing the pristine white paint with the sole of his boot. Good.
“What do you make of all this?”
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It's only because her body has been craving nicotine (which it's probably not even her body if she's dead) that Julia has managed to smoke half of the putrid thing that had come out when she'd requested djarum blacks: Virginia Slims standing on the front lawn of the house she's been assigned too. Her voice is low and harsh and angry and she doesn't give a fuck who hears it. "It's official. I'm in fucking hell."
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And if she's honest if this were really the afterlife it's missing a few people to be believable. Leaning back against the house she waits a moment before continuing. "So do you think we're actually dead?"
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But she does answer the question that Lady asks her, and Jules shakes her head quickly. "Sure as fuck don't. I died before, and there was nothing and I was definitely someone who was a better person then than I am now." Julia smiles in a way that is a knifepoint show of teeth. "I hadn't killed anyone yet."
Murmur | OTA
Everything about this was wrong.
Despite the rather severe drugging they'd inflicted on him, no amount of sedation had quite managed to wipe the rather permanent look of faint disgust from Murmur's face. The place absolutely stank of the infernal. They probably thought they were funny, pulling this off, somehow managing to actually sedate an angel. His safety mechanisms had kicked in, the various wards written into his vessel activating to lock down his power while he recuperated so that he wouldn't appear as more of a threat than a mere fledgling. It was useful for flying under the radar, and preventing a pre-emptive extermination.
But back to it being wrong. First being the fact they even could sedate him, that was worrying. Then following it up with all this afterlife nonsense. They weren't dead, Murmur couldn't die, and the other mortals weren't deceased either. He kept his mouth shut during the entire bullshit tour, his scowl uninhibited as he stared down their tour guide who just ignored him.
Once they were left to their own devices he was free to ignore his intended domicile for later and attempt to make some sense of their surroundings. Looking like a skittish, angry cat wasn't Murmur's usual demeanor but he sure was wearing it well right now as he prowled around trying to find anyone to talk to that wasn't from around there. This whole place had him on edge.
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Detective-ing goes a long way when someone's obvious about their body language and dismay. He didn't even have to be a super-brain to understand it. "You alright?" in the classic meaning wherein he was sure the man was alright, just not alright.
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Conveniently here was one now!
"Not particularly," His response in a flat monotone that didn't exactly match his rather tense body language. "What do you make of all this?"
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He knew that wasn't what had been meant, but he came the few more steps closer to talk. "There's some cuties around so I guess it'll be alright." With a pause he tilted his head, more letting Murmur lead the conversation, which was a better way to find out what was in someone's head
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Jon’s too dazed at first to do much but follow along with the weirdness, let himself be guided to his new intended home, keep watch for any clues that perhaps The Stranger succeeded after all and this strange new world is how it’s chosen to remake the world in its image. But there are no sentient mannequins, nothing weird in The Stranger’s way - just a different kind of weirdness, one Jon can’t quite put his finger on defining.
It’s all a bit much.
Whenever Murmur returns from his exploration, he’ll find Jon fussing in the kitchen, attempting to make a proper cup of tea. The attempt is not going well, in no small part due to the fact that there is no kettle to be found.
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And with that rather fruitful outing under his belt he returned with the intention of getting a feel for his new "soulmate," absurd as the very notion was. He'd been too drugged up earlier to be particularly reactive, they'd drugged him quite heavily likely to avoid any unwanted distractions from their grand announcements. That had dulled his senses surprisingly thoroughly, enough he hadn't noticed what his new roomie was.
That was right up until about the time he walked in. Jon got about as much warning as Murmur did for what was about to happen. It hit him like a freight train, this wave of... something. Something dark, something terrible and wicked. A crawling twisting dread that triggered in him this instinctive rage he hadn't yet experienced and did not understand. For Jon's part the warning was the temperature dropping sharply, swiftly enough to freeze particles of water that had been suspended in the air creating something of a glittering effect that, under other circumstances, might have been almost pretty.
Almost, were it not for the shards of ice that had been summoned his way from the kitchen doorway. Murmur didn't understand this instinct, where it had come from nor why he had this sudden inexplicable need to destroy what every fiber of his essence was screaming was a threat.
Sorry Jon, he's usually much more polite than this.
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Well. That certainly was rude, and Jon’s really had his fill of rude things trying to kill him. Time to put his foot down. Expression set in a steely frown, Jon holds a hand up to Murmur and summons a jolt of power from his connection to The Eye. In a deep, crackling voice, he Compels his housemate:
“Ś̶̛̭͙̲͎̦̍̋̕͜t̸͙̮̤͖͔̜̘̎͛̔̊͒̇̓̋̿̈́̆̒̌͘o̶̞̫̻͉̥̞̾͆̓͛̀̀̿͋̍̒̓̈́͌̄̌͊̊͜p̸̢̳̦͚̮͎̯͇̜̣̙̳̱̜̙̫̯̃̈͂͊͂̌̚͝ͅ.̴̤͎̗̠̱̒̀̒͛̅́́͋̏́̉͆̄̃̚̚͠”
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There's one person in their little group that will have some answers. Murmur may have masked himself to look weaker and younger than he was, but Mammon still sensed angel coming off of him and marched up to the angel, demonic presence fully on display. The average human would've just seen a surly young man grab another guy's shoulder, but Murmur could no doubt sense the threatening energy.
"You! You and me, we're gonna talk!"
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Speaking of stupid, Murmur would have had to be to miss Mammon approaching with all his ire and demonic energy ablaze. Murmur could sense it, and strongly debated reacting with ice but instead chose to err on the side of they might just be allies in this particular circumstance, even if he did shoot Mammon an annoyed look at grabbing him like that. Excuse you.
"You could just ask," He commented, raising a brow. For all his ire it didn't necessarily seem directed at him. "But I agree, it would seem we've both fallen victim to whatever foolishness this offensive farce is."
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Mammon | OTA
The Celestial Realm didn't work like this, and he'd know. Neither the Devildom, and as far as he knew those were the only options available for someone who'd died. Some demons had shown up in the Celestial Realm after they were killed, but he was certain he'd never be allowed back in after his rebellion against his Father. The words he heard during the orientation just couldn't be true, and Mammon bristles visibly.
When he was called forward he raised his hand and asked "Uhh, did you guys make a mistake?" The resulting answer was vague and unsatisfactory. No, this wouldn't do. He didn't remember dying, nor did he remember being in immediate danger, and he knows none of the three worlds work exactly like this. He needed to talk to his "soul" mate (he didn't even have a soul!), that angel, his neighbors.
"HEY! YOU!" he yelled out, advancing on the stranger in the residential cul-de-sac. "I need to talk to you!"
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Also as someone who spends a fair amount of time on the internet, and who records her show on a digital device, she really doesn't know how she feels about technology being stuck where it is wherever it is. And as a hipster, she's definitely not thrilled with spending the rest of eternity in this sort of aesthetic.
So she's definitely surprised when someone just yells 'hey you' at her, even though Alex is aware that she's got a soul mate here which isn't even something that she believes in thank you very much. For a moment, she just makes the very comical looking movement of twisting her head around to glance behind her and see if there was someone else that the man could be talking to. "Who me?" She says after a moment, the confusion evident in those Canadian tones.
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"Didya really die where you came from?" He frowns, hands on his hips. "You don't look that dead to me, you look like you're fine." This whole thing is very weird.
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Six years later
Her head tilts at him, taking him in a little smile forming in amusement as she notes certain features. "Oh? And to what do I owe the pleasure?"
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"Didja die before you got here?!"
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