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鈴屋什造 ([personal profile] crossxstitch) wrote in [community profile] eyemind2021-02-14 12:27 am

[ un: XIII / VIDEO & ACTION ; pick your poison! ]

[ For the browsers of the network who had tuned into this particular entry, they are met with a dizzying sight. The cinematography is atrocious. The feed bobs and weaves from side to side, shadowing the curious movements of the head of the person holding the comm device far too close to his nose from the other side. It may be difficult to see, but the turquoise-ish fluid oozing from a small puncture wound was a bold contrast against the otherwise metallic slate of the wall. ]

The wall scolded me! That's so weird..! [ The owner of the voice was... Hard to identify. Maybe a young woman, or an even younger boy. The teetering footsteps that bounced the camera seemed to imply that he was cautiously keeping his distance from the wound of his own making; a interested sort of hesitance that seemed unclear in its intent. ] So, I was thinking, maybe I should put something up so I can throw my knives when I get bored... But wouldn't that mean I have to put a hole in there, anyway? Even if I try to be good I'll still get in trouble! [ The exasperation in the stranger's voice left as quickly as it had arrived in lieu of something sincerely enthusiastic. ]

Oh! [ The video was obscured by a brief cascade of white and then a large, red eye. Bowing right over the communicator to regard it upside down seemed like the most reasonable route to take, even if not the most comfortable looking to a casual observer. ] I'm Suzuya, your new crewmate! Let's all get along ~ You can call me Juuzou instead if you want, I don't really care about that. [ There were more important things to discuss, after all. ] So, the wall wont take away my Quinque if I'm bad, right? It just tells me not to..?
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[personal profile] smokingguns 2021-02-14 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Knives huh? That's pretty edgy.

[That pun is free. The rest of it, however, has him struggling a little to understand some of it. It's clearly a thing that is an object, or a body part? No it couldn't be a body part.]

If you tell me what exactly the Mexican food sounding thing is then I can probably tell you if you get it taken away.
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[personal profile] smokingguns 2021-02-14 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He's taking it as a pun. He wants it as a pun. Please be a pun. Everything is very tense right now and he could take a few moments where humour is more the narrative.]

I'm going to give you a tip. [Take that pun too.] Poking holes in the space machine keeping us all alive? Probably not the best idea. I'm looking forward to seeing what twenty one is like.

Kuinke? クインケ? I'm really good with Japanese but I've never heard the word before and if I'd heard it even once in passing I'd remember. Meant it as light humour but I'm not all that funny sometimes. What is it? If you summarize, I'll speculate.
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[personal profile] smokingguns 2021-02-14 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Somewhat kinky but also, even cute boys girls can be psychotic. This is someone he'll have to do him an avoid of on the ship. The one thing he doesn't need is a bunch of holes in him. Psychotic tendency is something learned well enough growing up in an orphanage for brokenass kids.]

Heavy question, heavy answer. I don't think I'm afraid of dying, but it'd be my first time dying so I want it to be done right. It needs to be special. Also if we're diving into the mentality of my mortality, you can call me Matt.

[The sounding out of a basic component of Japanese makes him shift to voice instead. As far as he knows, that gets translated. But you know. There's also the idea that he she looks like she's much older than she's speaking. Then again, Japanese women were pretty as fuck and just as weird sometimes.]

Alright. Knives, special form of knives. Got it. Solution there is pretty easy, don't be bad. You know what bad is by your own definition and so just don't be bad and you won't have to worry. Wrapping back around to stabbing the ship, that might be one of the things you should probably avoid to not get something nicked.
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[personal profile] smokingguns 2021-02-14 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Matt isn't one for over-thinking death, either, but he's not keen on exploding in space. There's cooler ways to go and ones that'd benefit back home when he's much, much older, not here.]

That's why you have to die in a special manner. You die like everyone else but not like everyone else like a rube. You just got to not die until it's worth it, that's the point. Yeah I rarely disappoint people. [He's good at lying, let him live.] I'll go out in a blaze of glory and gunfire just to satisfy my inner cowboy.

[Jesus this energy.] 'Morning. [Jesus that voice is a boy?! Whatever cosmos, make it weird then.]
Scolded, yeah, but that wasn't a variable. The variable was you getting your knives confiscated. You just shoved a finger in it... so... I doubt the wall has arms, just sass... Assessment: Probably not. I can't say that same thing for everyone else that actually have arms and hands.
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[personal profile] smokingguns 2021-02-14 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine, I don't want to get it either.

[He's keen on not dying, but he's also quite interested in the inner workings of the ship. If it's actually bionic, that means it has to know if someone's fucking with it's central workings and this is the proof he needs. So. That means he has to find the glove compartment around here with the driver's manual if he's going to take it over and go the fuck home so Mello and Near can stop a) acting weird and b) moping.

Thanks random psycho, that's helpful. People like this can be useful if he's manipulatable, too.]


...Which is exactly why you don't keep being bad? [This is reminding him a little too much of some of the kids that came in to the entry level and never made it passed the evaluations.] I'll give you that throwing knives at a wall, normally for most of us, doesn't make the wall bleed unless the house is possessed. I'm going to throw a wild suggestion instead of a knife out here, Suzuya. Have you considered not knifing things by either throwing or stabbing?
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[personal profile] smokingguns 2021-02-14 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[To be fair, Matt listened to it in the background and walked on around while posting to the network about food. Maybe they should try strapping new arrivals to chairs to listen. However, the more that Matt listens to this the more it actually not only starts to make sense, but starts to hit home right now for at least two of the successors here. He's never sure what's up in Mello's head, completely.]

You're doing this to hold your focus. [He's already gathered small bobbles that are chess pieces if he arranges them on a clear surface and uses his memory.] Alright, got it. If, personally, I had to choose between one hole and then protecting the thing that needs to be protecting, it stands to reason the one hole would be best. Your tactical one hole versus stabbing and bleeding out the ship slowly is going to be the better way. Alternately your room has a desk, you can flip it on its side. Depending on how you like sleeping, maybe even your bed. Or we can see what kind of panels can come off the ship safely and put it in your room, then some idiot doesn't walk into your space while you're training for the circus.
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[personal profile] smokingguns 2021-02-14 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's how Matt can rationalize and draw back to what he knows. Mind you, any of the psychotic people he spent time with didn't need to be on a knife-ing spree to just get by the day. No, the sorts he chummed around with bought missiles to fedex stolen books, had little problem with murder and were dubconning their world at best. Normal things that pre-teens and teens did.

But Juuzou can tell him how smart he is again, that's acceptable. At the expense of Juuzou calling himself stupid didn't feel right, but it felt nice. Thanks.]


Yeah you could tip the mattress onto the floor, then just stand the bed on its side. That was just an educated guess based on some humour I tried again. Didn't realize you did circus things. I guess it wouldn't hurt to see circus things.

[At least not much.]

If knives are your thing, then you're pretty deadly accurate, huh?

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[personal profile] albatrossomen 2021-02-16 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no... good thing Navi is self-repairing but still.]

If you must throw knives, might I suggest obtaining something of a self-standing target instead? Navi would likely appreciate it if you refrained from putting holes in them.
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[personal profile] albatrossomen 2021-02-16 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[If walls can talk and bleed shouldn't one be concerned?]

Navi's health and well-being is necessary for our own survival. They are the ship, without them we are stranded in space and will likely expire once food and water stores run out.

In short, it is not recommended.

[Yes he does always talk like this you're welcome.]
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[personal profile] albatrossomen 2021-02-16 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
From the wounds alone? Unlikely, though I cannot with certainty say whether or not Navi is immune to infection. Besides, it is considered rude to stab your host.

[He has the impression that this human is not exactly "normal" by the standards he's accustomed to. That doesn't mean he's not going to keep trying reason.]
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[personal profile] albatrossomen 2021-02-17 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, however, that was not Navi's doing. It is unusual for walls to be living, I agree, but you know now, so I would suggest you attempt to refrain from damaging them further. I am certain they would appreciate it.
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[personal profile] albatrossomen 2021-02-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Food is provided, yes. Navi also provides something of an allowance upon planetary visits. For whatever amenities you may require that they do not already provide for. Have you watched the video?

[Why is everyone allergic to watching the video?]
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[personal profile] albatrossomen 2021-02-21 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't even have to work. [Murmur confirms, amused.] Although I do think it prudent you cease putting holes in our benefactor, should you desire to continue receiving such benefits.

[Not a bad deal, right? Don't stab the ship, get an allowance. Easy. Also, man, it's a good thing Murmur's used to a perception that swings around wildly otherwise this kid would give him motion sickness.]

I see, well, to trim it down for you the ship is alive and eventually you will be psychically paired with someone.