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[smokingguns]

Is there a bakery on board or a corner store or do I just talk to myself like a bad sci-fi series standing in front of an alcove to get what I want to eat?

K thanks.


For anyone walking the hallways, Matt happens to be exploring at the moment. There had to be something a little more convenient than a kitchen where he could burn the entire ship into obliteration. The redhead has decided that the "Plant room" is also a place of interest, sort of mulling about there or around in general. He's not exactly the sort to approach people as much as watch from afar at the different points he recons on his little search for somewhere that at least had easy grab snacks. Or maybe the place where his car is stored spoiler alert: it isn't since he has his keys uselessly with him.

(Feel free to wildcard or use one of these! I'm OTA)

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[betterhavemammoney]

No, you go to the kitchen and make something. Or ya wait until I make food, since I guess none of the rest of you jerks will!

[smokingguns]

I just got here, but okay. I guess I'm fine with being a jerk if it gets me fed. Since you know it so well is there anything remotely sweet in there before I walk all the way back?

[betterhavemammoney]

Ugh! Don't any of ya know how to cook? You're all useless!

There's stuff in there but I ain't makin' you anything for free.

[smokingguns]

Yeah. I hear that a lot. Not a "you're all" but it's close enough.

Okay. What do you want? I left my blood sacrifice for knowledge on food altar back home.

[betterhavemammoney]

How much money d'you have?

[smokingguns]

If I'm asking about basic things like kitchens, then I'm betting none. Not aside what's in my pockets from home.

[betterhavemammoney]

What's in your pockets from home ain't none.

[smokingguns]

You want 2893¥? Pretty sure it's worthless here, to me at least.

[betterhavemammoney]

Yeah! It ain't worthless everywhere!

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[sisterswitch]

You can try standing around talking to yourself until someone takes pity on you and brings you food, but knowing this crowd, that might take a long time. I recommend you make yourself at home in the kitchen instead.

Nice username btw. It's very "13-year-old boy on Reddit" energy.

[smokingguns]

Whatever cosmos decided my ass should be here gave me my car keys but not my great, great grandmother's recipe for nachos. So what's the main kitchen for if they would rather give me a private place to burn down by accident?

That's about two years older than my intention. I'll try harder next time.

[sisterswitch]

Yikes. If you need a recipe to make nachos, you may be in worse shape than I thought. Do you need an adult to chaperone you?

[smokingguns]

Cooking isn't my thing. It's like using a shower at someone else's house, you just don't understand how hot the hot water gets or how fast. I'm guessing the chaperone thing was a joke, Argus.

[sisterswitch]

Sorry, forgot to include my sarcasm tag. 🙃

I’m impressed you got the reference, though. You’re the only one so far, and I’ve been using this name for years. Mythology nerd?

[smokingguns]

n00b move. As a thirteen year old, I'm disappointed.

Just a general nerd. I'm a professor by trade.

[sisterswitch]

Won't happen again, Professor. I'll be prepared for your next pop quiz.

[smokingguns]

I'd hope not, Argus. I wouldn't wanna have to stamp that big fat F on the proverbial paper.

We should make up code names. Thirteen year olds do that right? I'm within my right.

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[diceswithdeath]

Interesting username. Is it a cypher of some sort?

[ No, really. Go ahead and explain the name, Matt. Maybe then you'll realise that it was a very dumb choice of alias to pick. ]

[smokingguns]

It is, nice catch. You want to take a guess at what it is?

[diceswithdeath]

Clearly something very intelligent and possibly top secret.
Or something you want the world to see, maybe? For what purpose?

[smokingguns]

She was a super spy, so probably. I'd have to kill any of you on here if we were back home but, I guess it's safe since we're in the maw of space. It's my mother's birthday. April 20th 1969.

[No it isn't and he hates his mother.]

[diceswithdeath]

A birthday isn't a cypher. Also, that's boring and a strange thing to use as a display name. A descendant of a super spy wouldn't be boring.

[smokingguns]

Ouch. I've been called a lot of things... It is if I was looking to see if she was here. We work together. Family that spies together stays together.

[diceswithdeath]

Then you should have just said that. Obviously you didn't care to be secretive considering all of what you're saying right now.

You need to work on your delivery and your priorities.

[smokingguns]

You should meet my uncle, he's a proctologist so he could probably help you with that stick up your ass if you really want.

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