first statement } audio; un: archivist

[aparticularlyhollowlaugh]

[oho, what’s this? a new voice on the network?]

Erm … I suppose it’s customary in a situation like this to introduce myself. [he lightly clears his throat before continuing:] My name is Jonathan - erm, Jon. Sims. [and he really has to bite down on the impulse to add the archivist after that.] I am somewhat new here and have yet to meet many of you. [which is intentional, on jon’s part.] But I - I actually just have a question, seeing as - if I understand the situation correctly - we are all from different places.

[jon hesitates for a moment and takes a deep breath to steady his nerves. public speaking is so much less comfortable than reading statements into a tape recorder.]

Have any of you heard of something called The Vast?

Comments

[red6l99d]

I enjoy your dichotomy, but I'm uninterested in your skewed word twisting or self flattery. Is that all that happens here? It's been all I've entertained with this entire time. Now, if you'll excuse me, my further disinterest is in your opinion of me or the erroneous characterization of the help I'm offering.

[sisterswitch]

Bye, Felicia.