Video: Lopez

[anormie]

[So if you think that the little room that Ella's in looks like it could be a jail cell, you are entirely not wrong. It is in fact, a jail cell, and Ella is wearing a fancy dress and her hair is curled but yes, still in jail.]

Uh, hey guys? I'm um kinda in jail right now. Could someone come get me out? Please? Also like, no Lucifer it wasn't for counting cards! [Is she outing herself as a card shark? Yep.]

All I did was try and hug someone and that was seen as violence, so now I'm in violence jail. For aaaaaaaa hug! This is madness.

So um. Help?

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[dealwiththe]

I’d’ve hoped you’d wind up in jail for a bar fight. But hugs? Really?

[anormie]

Apparently if you hug someone without warning, it counts as violence!

[dealwiththe]

Are you supposed to get consent in writing first? Or is a verbal agreement sufficient?

[ He's enjoying the hell out of this. ]

[anormie]

Lucifer! Not helping.

But verbal I guess?

[dealwiththe]

[ He's definitely laughing at you, Lopez. ]

Sorry, sorry. I suppose I can use my charms to secure your release. Assuming you've learned your lesson? Had a good think about what you've done, young lady?

[ He can't help himself. ]

[anormie]

Oh I’m going to so beat you with my shoe when we get back on the ship!

[It’s definitely said softly though. You know considering.]

[dealwiththe]

Is this becoming a habit now? I mean, by all means, if you need a punching bag, it's not as if it hurts me.

I'll get you a spa day if that helps?

[anormie]

Do you think they're gonna like let me stay?

[It's clear Ella doesn't, but there's a little bit of hope in there.]

[dealwiththe]

[ Lucifer scoffs. ]

Give me five minutes with whoever's in charge, and of course they will.

[anormie]

[Ella trusts Lucifer so she believes him /small>]

Good. Man I’m just so glad you’re here!

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[albatrossomen]

{There's a long, long pause of just looking flat out puzzled.]

...That's something one can be detained for?

[Wait, right, the point.]

If you still require assistance, what is your location?

[Don't do anything too weird to get her out, Mur.]

[anormie]

Apparently? I mean I've never heard of it being one but you know different planets and stuff.

And honestly, I'm not really sure. Central processing, I guess?

[albatrossomen]

Different cultures indeed. Very well, I shall come to see if there is any assistance I may offer.

[Usually he's more hands off though so he'd much rather someone else handle the job more directly.]

[anormie]

I think Lucifer is going to come. Once he stops tormenting me anyway.

[Siblings are always assholes sometimes. /small>]

[albatrossomen]

Should you two require further assistance do not hesitate to ask. I'm certain you'll have your revenge.

[Siblings do be like that tho.]

[anormie]

Thanks, Murmur.

[And she goes Private]

I do miss ya though, bud. It was kinda nice having the whole angel backup thing.

[Private going forward]

[albatrossomen]

My pleasure.

[Private:]

Perhaps fortune will smile upon us again in the future. I did quite enjoy your company. I believe...

Yes I believe you were the first truly human, human I had been paired with.

[And now he's back to supernatural beings. Not that he's complaining, it's just interesting.]

[anormie]

It's so weird to think that there are like so many not fully human people here. It makes me wonder how many other ones have been in my life or crossed my path that I just didn't know about.

[albatrossomen]

I cannot speak for the Earth you hail from, but on my own we have been among your kind for a very long time. Granted, in my experience none stick around terribly long lest the ruse become difficult to upkeep.

[anormie]

And the one who did that I can think of totally like told everyone who he was. We just didn't believe him.

[albatrossomen]

Utilizing the natural skepticism and cynicism of your species does act as a remarkably reliable shield. I do not believe that was his goal in the least, but I have experienced it first hand myself numerous times.

[anormie]

Have you had a lot of experience with humans?

[albatrossomen]

A complicated question. Once long ago I was... [He hesitates, frowning. Expression darkening into something difficult to discern for a brief moment before being replaced with that impassive mask of his.

He does better without emotion, he thinks.]

Well, that hardly matters now.

Not recently, no. It's been a very long time since I've spent any extended period of time in the mortal realm. Oh I've certainly flitted here and there in brief spurts, spent enough time among souls, but it's hardly the same. The skepticism, however, never changes. Mortals have ever been experts at explaining away that which they do not entirely understand.

[anormie]

Ain't that the truth.

[albatrossomen]

Every time.

Honestly it barely makes hiding a challenge. Do you know how long I went about with too many hearts and no one noticed a thing?