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[piacularis]

Hypothetically speaking, are there any known abnormal factors that could cause a complete loss of a person’s voice? Illness and injury have already been ruled out.

[he’s asking for a friend. really.]

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[relance]

A sore throat? Or giving a blow job extremely wrong, I guess.

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[piacularis]

Not a mistake I’ve made in a very long time. Got anything else?

[relance]

Something psychosomatic? I mean that's always a possibility. Especially if there's something that you don't wanna say. Got any secrets you're too afraid to spill, sweetie?

[Is Julia a little snide? Yep.]

[piacularis]

The only secrets I’ve ever kept were for good reason. I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind. That’s strike two.

[relance]

Oh, and what happens when I hit strike three? Are you going to spank me?

[piacularis]

You wish.

And since you’re so fixated with this particular train of thought, have you considered finding a suitable sexual partner to relieve your all-too-obvious frustrations?

To be clear, I’m not offering.

[relance]

Oh honey, I get all the sex I want. It's never been an issue and never will be.

[piacularis]

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to impose on your busy schedule. I'm sure you've got places to be, people to do.

[relance]

Oh but right now it's more fun to torture you.

[piacularis]

Bold of you to assume your prattling is important enough to be considered torture.

[relance]

Aw sweetie, I'm just getting started.

[Yes, that's implicitly a threat, and yes, Julia is just getting started.]

[piacularis]

Am I supposed to find that intimidating?

[c'mon now. this guy once extorted the president of the united states.]

[relance]

You should.

[This girl killed the president of the united states.]

[piacularis]

[he doesn't know that.]

Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't.

[relance]

I'm gonna give ya some time to get used to the idea, honey. Then we'll see.

[And she hangs up.]