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eyemind2020-12-16 04:15 pm
betterhavemammoney) wrote in eyemind2020-12-16 04:15 pm
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rummage sale
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[Someone's been having fun. The camera, unsteady at first as Mammon fumbles with it, tilts down to reveal the fruits of his day's labor spread out over his bed: he's combed through the vacated cabins and grabbed every personal item he can find. An unsurprising amount of it is clothes, but there's other stuff too: knives of several varieties, a typewriter with a stack of paper, nail varnish, knitting needles shoved into a skein of wool yarn, a shotgun, someone's notebook, what looks like a metal lacrosse set, and a truly giant fur cloak. Mammon's resting his head against this last one as he lounges on the floor, smiling like a cat who just stepped out of an aviary.]
Check out what I found! See anything ya like? [He takes a second to luxuriate in his haul, allowing the camera to linger on it.]
If ya do, I take cash. Don't have any cash? I might be willin' to trade if you got something worthwhile.
[Someone's been having fun. The camera, unsteady at first as Mammon fumbles with it, tilts down to reveal the fruits of his day's labor spread out over his bed: he's combed through the vacated cabins and grabbed every personal item he can find. An unsurprising amount of it is clothes, but there's other stuff too: knives of several varieties, a typewriter with a stack of paper, nail varnish, knitting needles shoved into a skein of wool yarn, a shotgun, someone's notebook, what looks like a metal lacrosse set, and a truly giant fur cloak. Mammon's resting his head against this last one as he lounges on the floor, smiling like a cat who just stepped out of an aviary.]
Check out what I found! See anything ya like? [He takes a second to luxuriate in his haul, allowing the camera to linger on it.]
If ya do, I take cash. Don't have any cash? I might be willin' to trade if you got something worthwhile.
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Fine. You can have it for twice its weight in gold, sound good?
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How much does that cloak weigh?
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It's pretty heavy for a cloak. Feels like about 12kg.
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On which floor are you located?
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But I wanna see your gold, so 5.
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I will be there within the next few moments.
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[ Which is, unfortunately, an exceptionally touchy subject for her.
Fortunately her own quarters are on the fourth floor, so she arrives on the fifth with time to spare and is more than ready to focus on her impending 'purchase'. ]
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He's taking the opportunity to model the cloak, and despite how ridiculous he is, Mammon is great at modeling clothes. That cloak looks really cool.]
Are you the gold girl?
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The Avatar of Greed knows gold. He knows it's genuine even before he rubs the ingots against his cheek like a contented cat, eyes closed and smiling wide.] Awwww yeah, that's what I like to see. Did you miss me? I missed you...
[Having been reunited with his true love, Mammon pulls the cloak off with a flourish and offers it to her.] Here you go! Come back if ya think of anythin' else you want, okay?
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Once she has the item in her grasp she holds it at a distance, as though it's been dirtied. She'll make sure to give it a thorough cleaning prior to using it herself. ]
There is nothing else I want. Thank you.
Enjoy your currency.
[ And she'll just... teleport away in a quick swirl of golden light. ]