jason todd | the red hood (
bamboozlement) wrote in
eyemind2022-11-30 05:31 pm
audio; j.doe
We got any doctors on board? Asking for a friend.
[sure, jan. that’s always believable. also hello, fellow passengers, enjoy this new voice on your navi-network!]
Must have experience removing cybernetic implants. Preferably not criminally insane, but I’m willing to negotiate on that one.
[sure, jan. that’s always believable. also hello, fellow passengers, enjoy this new voice on your navi-network!]
Must have experience removing cybernetic implants. Preferably not criminally insane, but I’m willing to negotiate on that one.

Audio: marshes
What kind of cybernetic implants are you looking to have removed?
un: mentalist
Oh, I’m sorry. For your friend’s medical care, I mean.
audio: lopez
[Have one exceedingly chipper voice, Jason.]
Wait, you're not a Borg, are you? Not that you sound like a Borg but sometimes you can never tell because they're wiley.
audio un:pnwsalex
Sorry, Jason. ]
You know, the whole 'asking for a friend' thing only works if you really don't put it together with a name like 'j.doe.'
But I don't think we have someone on board who would be able to do that kind of thing. I could be wrong, given the turnover we've had recently, but I don't think I am.
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Metal circle behind my ear, taps right into my brain. You ever seen anything like that before?
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[spoilers: gotham sucks a lot.]
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[living underwater with a weird alien metal ball totally counts, right?]
And remind me, which month does your birthday have to be in to make you a Borg?
[he's kidding. probably.]
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... Alex?
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Jason! Jesus, you better know me. I swear. But there's people that we knew back in the Sphere who definitely don't remember us. Alex and Simon for sure. Where ya at?
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Well, I mean the first Borg episode happened in May, so I guess that would be a Taurus, which kinda makes sense considering how single minded they can be, amiright? But yeah, Trekkie villains. The actually scary kind of them.
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