Who doesn't like causing a little chaos and destruction every now and then? Simon certainly does when the mood strikes, so why not take advantage and tear down a museum full of bullshit? It's odds like these that absolutely make desecration necessary, and Simon is more than willing to drop his vow of not bilocating for a good cause. So long as he doesn't have any more events like when Navi paired him with Jack everything should be fine.

Until they get back home, but that's a problem for future Simon to deal with.

Today's problem involves fire alarms. Simon allowed the smoke to build some before he triggered the alarms, the ear piercing wails punctuated by a sudden darkness as he also cut the primary power. That, coupled with the smoke, was more than enough to send the crowds into a fearful frenzy as people began to flee for the exits in confusion.

And just to add to the party before the metallic security guards could leap into action several cases exploded in a rain of falling glass. Forgive him for showing off, Julia, he's not had a chance to flex his proverbial muscles in a while.