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[betterhavemammoney]

Hey, all of you, who's on dinner duty for today? Is it me?

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video; un: adaptiveimmunities

[adaptiveimmunities]

It might be you.

[betterhavemammoney]

Great! Why did no one tell me?

Hope everyone likes mushroom soup.

[adaptiveimmunities]

Sounds good to me. Any tofu involved or are we talking mushrooms and broth?

[betterhavemammoney]

I didn't bring any tofu. Did you?

[adaptiveimmunities]

I left it in my other pants.

audio | UN: presage

[albatrossomen]

[He's been attempting to avoid drawing Mammon's attention after their first encounter. But just... what.]

You cook?

[There's an implied is it edible?]

[betterhavemammoney]

Well I ain't cooking anything that's been in your pants.

[betterhavemammoney]

Don't you?

[Surprisingly, his food is edible. It may not be great, but no one's died from eating it...]

[albatrossomen]

No? Why would I need to?

[betterhavemammoney]

...So you don't get hungry?

[albatrossomen]

Not typically, no. Is it a requirement, or a pleasure, for you?

[betterhavemammoney]

What are you talking about? Everyone eats.

[albatrossomen]

It is not a requirement for all.

[Weird that it is for Mammon. The rules for their own existence are apparently different where he's from as well. Fascinating!]

[betterhavemammoney]

Liar. If that's true, you can't have any of my soup.

[albatrossomen]

I wasn't asking for any.

[betterhavemammoney]

Good! More for me!

[albatrossomen]

Do try not to poison anyone.

[betterhavemammoney]

I'm not gonna poison anyone! And not 'cause you told me to, just 'cause I don't wanna!

[albatrossomen]

Of course.

[He's not going to point out how that's not very demonic of him.]

Anyway, carry on.

[betterhavemammoney]

[Mammon happens to think he's being very demonic. After all, every demon has dinner shifts in his house and poisoning each other is pretty rare.]

I will and it'll be delicious! You'll see!

...Well ya won't, 'cause you're not getting any of my food!

[adaptiveimmunities]

[snort]

Fair.

But if you need help, I'm happy to lend a hand.

[albatrossomen]

I'll just have to listen for a rating among the crew to verify your lofty claims.

[Impress the humans to show up the angel, surely you can do that Mammon.]

[betterhavemammoney]

Yeah, you can cut the mushrooms up while I make the broth!

[Volunteers get the bigger jobs. Sorry Shaun!]

[adaptiveimmunities]

[It's fine. H elow-grade likes cooking.]

On my way.

[betterhavemammoney]

Well they're gonna love it! Then you'll see!

[albatrossomen]

I eagerly await.