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[Hey, have an extremely attractive naked lady on video. Extremely attractive, definitely agitated and totally swearing.]
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck what the fuck is going on?!
[Because she just shifts into a full on white wolf with blue eyes and back.]
What the fuck?! Why does that keep happening?!
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck what the fuck is going on?!
[Because she just shifts into a full on white wolf with blue eyes and back.]
What the fuck?! Why does that keep happening?!
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I'd get that looked at, if I were you.
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Oh really?! You think?!
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[It's probably a good thing that Julia can't see the faint smirk the growl earned, since he knew exactly how annoying he was being. Not that it matters if she sees it, because this asshole decides to double down.]
On second thought, the look does seem to suit you. Are you sure it's your first time?
Video | UN: presage
[Helping.]
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[Not how it works but Julia doesn't know that.]
Where ya at?
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[She wants to eat you right now.]
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[Not weird.]
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[A beat.]
Are you the one who turned me?
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[He sounds oddly chipper about that revelation.]
I am no night creature, and that is not a power within my capabilities.
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[For a moment, he wonders if that is how it works. The best policy would probably be to stop goading her before he finds out, but he's not one to back down or make himself seem soft in response to threats, so he carries on being a sarcastic shit.]
On a beach somewhere, working on my tan.
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Oh bullshit!
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Well, we never really know if we're a pet person or not until you have the chance to find out.
[Julia's worlds are at least sixty percent snarl and ten percent teeth.]
You know something good about dogs, asshole? They have really good hearing. I'm going to find you and remove your liver from your abdomen.
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There is no such things as angels!
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[You know, the thing she is?]
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[Truthfully, he doesn't know why he's taunting her, but backing down now would be the same as hanging a sign that said soft around his neck. Besides, he's been agitated and restless anyway, and it's sort of refreshing to see someone with some teeth. Perhaps more literally than he would have liked, though. Oops.]
They also have four legs, yeah? It'd be a piss-poor dog that couldn't catch a cripple.
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[The anger of the sort that Julia always has is the get shit done anger. And the get shit done anger has formed into giving her some clarity into how this thing worked. The video focuses and her voice comes out muffled around the teeth that really don't have any business being in a human-shaped jaw.]
I only need the teeth.
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Wow are you dumb? It's a drug.
[A beat.]
An amazing one, actually.
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[That mostly emotionless yet faintly puzzled look only gets more faintly puzzled.]
Oh?
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Yeah, it makes everything feel so good. And the sex is amazing.
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Wouldn't know. I doubt such substances would work on me.
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So you don't have sex and can't do drugs? Wow you sound stupid boring.
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There is more to existence than fleshly pleasures. I wouldn't expect [A monkey] one of your kind to understand that.
[He's maybe a little bit speciest. A lot... speciest.]
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I wonder how angels taste.
[Yes, this is a threat.]
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[He sure did take that too literally.]
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[There's an angry scoff and Julia throws up her hands.]
It's like trying to argue with a robot!
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[Commandments aren't a thing yet, you lucky duck.]
I... do not understand what you are speaking of.
[Nor is the concept of a robot.]
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Dude what the fuck were you literally born yesterday?
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Seem to have lost a rather significant amount of time. While I have existed since before the Light was first split from the dark, your kind has only just begun to learn how to plant seeds. Even your textiles are alien to me.
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What the actual fuck?
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I am going to require a more precise question.
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