Oh, a new face. What an inconvenient time to be caught in the middle of being a disaster. Perhaps if he plays it cool he won't look and sound too much like an alien that's never been a human before.

This plan will absolutely fail.

"Hello," He ventured in a uniquely monotone way. Very weird. "Try the cabinet just to your left." Fortunately he did know where the tea was, which was probably where the coffee also was? He assumed. Murmur did not, in fact, normally have to eat. He'd never bothered to familiarize himself with more than what he liked.